Drug and alcohol rehab is the reason that I’m still on this planet. Well, drug rehab is the reason, really. I never went to alcohol rehab, but I did have this terrible drug problem that needed taking care of. I was a champion coke head. Oh yeah, I was totally messed up on blow. I did blow every day for every year after my divorce. It was quite a ride. I can’t remember a day that ever went by without a toot here and a toot there. I was tooting all over the place. I was tooting so much that i could have been a damn horn. Coke was my only friend after I divorced my ex-bitch. I mean my ex-wife. I had no one to talk to and all that I could do was coke. Drug and alcohol rehab is what people do when they are in this kind of situation, whether it be with drugs or alcohol. That’s what they are there for and they do their job well. Drug and alcohol abuse can feel like the right thing to do at times, but they only lead down dark paths to oblivion. Don’t make the same mistake that I and countless others have made. If you have a problem with drugs and alcohol you know what you need to do. Get it done.